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Melbourne Break Room: smashing good fun

Melbourne Break Room is a place where you can go, to quite simply, smash things. A fun activity for friends, couples… or the newly single. Find out everything you need to know before you go.

Walls of the Melbourne Break Room, featuring stencils with the venue's name on them.
The slightly scuffed wall of the Melbourne Break Room.

Get passed over for a promotion? Get dumped? Just having an outright bad day or week?

What if I told you that there is a place in Melbourne that will put a helmet in your head, stick a baseball bat in your hand and allow you to smash things in a self-contained room, accompanied by the music of your choice?

Would you believe me? As I’m not lying, not one bit.

A white piano in the Melbourne Break Room, piled with hats and a mannequin man holding a baseball bat.
I wonder if anyone will ever end up smashing that piano…

What exactly is The Break Room in Melbourne?

These sort of spaces exist in places around the world, also known as ‘anger rooms’.

They allow groups or individuals to either use their own carefully selected items (or bring their own). You can then spend up to twenty minutes smashing the bejeebers out of them, in a controlled environment.

This smash room in Melbourne is good fun and possibly cheap therapy.

Inside the Break Room, a small room with a brick wall and broken objects littering the floor.
Inside The Break Room.

How does the Break Room work?

When you get to the Melbourne Break Room, you’re given a thorough safety introduction.

A lot of it is common sense, such as “Don’t try to make snow angels on the piles of broken crockery and glass in the room”. I feel this is self-explanatory.

You then sign a waiver, stating that if you do choose to make snow angels in the scraps, you do so at your own liability.

From there, you’re outfitted with a pair of white overalls and led through to the rooms.

Each person gets a crate of items to smash, all of which are sourced locally from op shops. There are add-ons you can buy, such as a crate of larger items, or assorted ornaments and old electronics littered around the establishment.

We added on a crate of larger items, which cost another $45, but as it was shared between four people, didn’t amount to much more of an expense.

You can also bring your own breakables and the team will handle the disposal. They may charge a small fee for larger items.

A suited-up figure in the Break Room, swinging a baseball bat through the air.
Smashing in action.

Only one person is allowed in the room at a time, but if you’re in a group, you’re allowed to watch the smasher through a viewing window.

You are given thick gloves and full face protection. You select a playlist of choice (I went with my favourite dark classical music playlist on Spotify, which begins with Danse Macabre – you may recognise it as the intro song to the old British crime series of Jonathan Creek), grab the baseball bat that best speaks to you and enter the room.

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In the Break Room

The fun begins as you start smashing your way through the items in the crate!

You can throw them up in the air and take a swing with the baseball bat, trying your best to hit them.

Others are fun to just hurl straight at the wall, particularly if they’re larger items.

If you run out, there are plenty of remnants of things littering the floor that you continue breaking. You could even just smash random sections of the pile of breakables, with your bat.

When you’re done or the twenty minutes are over, you exit the room feeling calm, cool and collected… like you’ve really worked through something during your time in there.

Black baseball bats line the wall, priced $200 a-piece. They have phrases written on them: 'Fuck you', 'Break shut', 'My little friend' and 'Your face here'.
You can even buy a special bat for the occasion.

From a sustainable point of view

Admittedly, my first thought going into the Break Room was “Am I just creating more waste by doing this?”

So, I asked the staff a few questions before I went in.

They pointed out that very little of what is donated to charity and op shops goes on to get sold. They’re generally drowning in donated items and much of which is chucked by the shops to rots away in landfill.

The way they see it, by taking these unwanted items to The Break Room, they’re giving them a second life. And helping the local shops shift some of their unwanted items.

They empty the rooms out about once a month (what you see in the pictures in this post is about three week’s worth of breakables) and take what is left out to the tip.

However, they’ve just started working with an environmental group to repurpose the breakables into a material which will be used to build roads.

They’re also salvaging metal from the scraps to be melted down and reused.

Who says sustainability can’t be smashing good fun?

A pink handled axe at Melbourne Break Room, sitting next to two picture frames. One reads 'Your ex here' the other 'Your boss here' and they're priced at $5.
Make your rage target specific.

Can I go to the Melbourne Break Room alone?

Yes! The Break Room in Melbourne accepts group and individual bookings.

There are two rooms to break stuff in. One is better suited for more people, as it has a viewing window.

However, the second down the back is much more isolated. Groups can stand and watch at the door, or someone attending the rooms alone could be granted utter privacy during their twenty minutes in the room.

Another mannequin at the Melbourne Break Room, holding a baseball bat and wearing a pink helmet.
Ready to rock and roll.

What should I wear and bring to the Break Room?

Maybe quite obviously, you’ll need enclosed shoes. It’s ideal to wear thick-soled shoes, such as boots (Doc Martins would be quite ideal in this situation).

Brands of sneakers like Converse and Vans may be fine, there is a small risk of stepping on a rogue piece of glass and having it pierce through the shoe.

In terms of clothing, you will be wearing the protective overalls. However, it’s best to wear long pants underneath. Leggings are fine.

Perhaps don’t do what one guy we saw there did and strip off your t-shirt before putting the overalls on.

He was covered in sweat and I can’t imagine that would’ve been pleasant for the next person who had to don that same pair. Pongy or what?

In terms of what to bring to the Melbourne Break Room… you can take along any props of your own that you fancy smashing.

I would have a song choice floating around in your head so you can get right down to it. And bring a lot of enthusiasm!

Street art in Collingwood of a clown and a small girl holding a hose.
Just some creepy Collingwood art.

Where is the Melbourne Break Room, when can I go and how much does it cost?

The Break Room in Melbourne is located at 29 Budd St in Collingwood.

It’s closed Tuesdays and Thursdays, open from 6:30pm on Monday, Wednesday and Friday and from 11am to 10pm on the weekend.

Individual bookings start at $60, but they offer discounts for groups. See more booking options here.

It’s a lot of fun and I highly recommend checking it out. I think it would make a great option for a rendezvous with a special someone (or an ideal place to head to straight after a breakup).

Have you been to the Break Room in Melbourne? Did you have a smashing good time?

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When you visit The Break Room in #Melbourne you're given protective gear and a baseball bat and are put in a room where you can smash breakables for up to twenty minutes to music of your choice. It's just a little bit fun and certainly a very unique thing to do in Melbourne either solo, as a couple, or in a group. As an added bonus, it's sustainable, too.

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