The One Question that Every Antipodean Expat Struggles to Answer

The One Question that Every Antipodean Expat Struggles to Answer

“You’re not from around here,” the shop attendant said, as she swiped through the UK-themed novelty birthday cards I had purchased as a lark for my friends. “No. I’m not,” I sighed. “I’m Australian.” “I love Australia!” She gushed, handing me the receipt. “I’ve been there five times.” Which was wonderful to hear, but still,…